Street – Brandsmith

Sketching a Monster Made by Stone From Scratch

Brand — Sun, 19 Jun 2016 14:46:07 +0000

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we’ll go with that data file! Daylight and everything. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. No, she’ll probably make me do it.

Say what? Who are you, my warranty?! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Leela’s gonna kill me. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

Introduction

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Why not indeed! Daylight and everything. And then the battle’s not so bad? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! No, I’m Santa Claus! Kif might! Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Then we’ll go with that data file!

Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me!

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep Going.Sam Levenson

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So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Then we’ll go with that data file! Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

I had more, but you go ahead. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Kif might! Hey, whatcha watching? Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?

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Should Read Before Go Out

Brand — Sun, 19 Jun 2016 14:38:05 +0000

Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. No, she’ll probably make me do it.

Introduction

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep Going.Sam Levenson

Small Stuff

UI DESIGN

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Funny Conversation

Brand — Fri, 10 Jun 2016 09:51:16 +0000

Waitress:

Hello, what would you like to drink?

Me:

milky coffee

Waitress:

How would you like it?

Me:

with milk

Scrap Surf

Brand — Sun, 22 May 2016 09:59:31 +0000

You don’t know how to do any of those. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.